The Whimmer

Forever thirsty because there's a hole in your throat.

Google, please implement convenient keyboard shortcuts for services such as YouTube, Google Play, and your omnipresent Web Search, as you so wisely have for Gmail and Google Docs. And please make these shortcuts consistent across products whenever possible.

Sincerely,
Google User

Chicago is not midwest. If anything, it's mideast. Colorado is midwest.

Ich will Kunsten.

Too much is sacrificed for normalcy's sake.

µk < µs

Beware, extended lies may come true.

The bird is likely cheerier than the ornithologist.

All deserve to die.

Well, we all have genitalia.

Not being able to have everything does not impede one from having something.